google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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