Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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