She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
