David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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