Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
kristin has been a bad kristin
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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