and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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