Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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