If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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