Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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