so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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