Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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