I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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