I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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