Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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