Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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