yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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