The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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