Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
well you can't waste a boner
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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