Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
