Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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