R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
too bad you live with your parents still
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
