I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
where are my eyebrows?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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