i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Randomize
