Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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