when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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