So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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