I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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