I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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