she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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