so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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