bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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