i think my mom watched the whole time
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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