I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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