she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I just found puke in my bra..
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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