Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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