You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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