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so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Less talking, more tequila
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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