Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Randomize
