i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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