I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
where does the pee come out of this thing
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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