problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
So vagazzling was a success
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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