return my video game
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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