Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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