girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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