i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It's never too late to be topless.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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