She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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