nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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