I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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