So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I need moral support for this bender
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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