so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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