i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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