Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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