Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
So vagazzling was a success
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Randomize
