we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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