maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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