8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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