she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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