ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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